by Twisted Shit June 18, 2006
Get the tully twister mug.For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.
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Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).
Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008
Get the Dutch Toaster Oven mug.A fun romp of a game played with a spinner and a mat of colored circles. Usually used as an excuse to touch the opposite sex. A party game, oftentimes played after heavy drinking.
"Dudes, look what I found in the closet!" Mary exlaimes, stumbling into a wall as she said so. George, who has secretly had a crush on Mary for some time, is very excited, "TWISTER!" Unfortunately, nobody is coordinated enough to get the game out of the box and everyone gives up when Fred blows chunks all over it, except George. After covering himself with Fred's vomit trying to lay the mat on the floor, and finally succeeding, he notices Mary half naked on the couch with Fred and passes out in the corner, weeping.
by Carlos Alantikos February 18, 2005
Get the Twister mug.A version of twister, invented by yaoi fangirls, designed to fulfill their perverse sexual tastes with any unfortunate males nearby.
It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.
Straight and gay men alike, beware.
It plays like usual twister at first, except people call out places to put hands and feet instead of the roulette. But then all of the girls playing will mysteriously lose very early on and very easily, leaving only the guys playing. Yaoi Fangirls will then swarm the playing field, calling out colors, hands or feet, and specific circles, and soon the poor men will find themselves in mimic sexual positions with each other on the mat, with the Fangirls drooling and cackling in perverted bliss. Finally, this hell is complete when they start taking pictures.
Straight and gay men alike, beware.
Lucy: "Omigod! Look at these pictures of Ari and Amos playing Ultimate Twister! It looks like they're scissoring!
Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"
Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."
Ari: "I hate everyone."
Emily: "Omigod! They're totally having sex! OMIGOD! I need to start shipping and writting fanfic for them!"
Ben: Damn Ari, I didn't know you swung that way."
Ari: "I hate everyone."
by moviepyro512 August 16, 2009
Get the Ultimate Twister mug.When two people get into a 69 position, while standing, and proceed to have sex whilst cartwheeling and staying in that position. For best results, start at the top of a hill or staircase. For an added challenge, try Twister Fucking while on a treadmill.
Yeah I could tell they were drunk as hell when I saw them Twister Fucking down the driveway. It was Nucking Futs!
by Your mom after we tried it. January 6, 2010
Get the Twister Fuck mug.The thing we all plan to do, but first we all need an extension cord to do so, sadly I cannot find one wish me luck
by LonelyPotato55 September 13, 2019
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