trombone scone

a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night

oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing

by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005

Rusty Trombone Reach-around

When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.

(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.

Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around

(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham

Abraham: Ya Dangle

Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self

Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle

by AwwwwYeeeeaaaaa June 29, 2011

upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass

I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.

by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009

Trombone

Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.

Look at that Trombone player. He is so lit.

by TromboneFatty November 6, 2017

Tromboner

When a trombonist gets an erection. You generally notice this when a female trombonist walks by

or helps him with his trombone. These tromboners can be used as a nickname for someone or as a word for the actual erection. It just makes sense you know?

(Go trombonists)

Girl 1~ Oh my Jesus! That slut walked past again and bent over in his face

Girl 2~ Awe poor guy, now he has a tromboner

by AnonymousGurl7654 May 20, 2018

Skeleton Trombone

A "Skeleton Trombone" is when a Skeleton plays a trombone but its not like a "Skeleton Trumpet".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trombone"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 10, 2023