a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night
oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing
by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005
 Get the trombone sconemug.
Get the trombone sconemug. When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.
(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.
Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around
(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham
Abraham: Ya Dangle
Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self
Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around
(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham
Abraham: Ya Dangle
Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self
Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
by AwwwwYeeeeaaaaa June 29, 2011
 Get the Rusty Trombone Reach-aroundmug.
Get the Rusty Trombone Reach-aroundmug. Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018
 Get the upside down rusty trombonemug.
Get the upside down rusty trombonemug. A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.
by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009
 Get the Second chair rusty trombonemug.
Get the Second chair rusty trombonemug. "After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."
by WitchMD November 10, 2024
 Get the Playing the trombonemug.
Get the Playing the trombonemug. 1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
 Get the Paris trombonemug.
Get the Paris trombonemug. by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017
 Get the Trombonermug.
Get the Trombonermug.