mason thorpe

The most perfect boy in the galaxy. He has dark hair. Mason has beautiful brown eyes that are easy to stare at all day. He is a really good swimmer. He loves dub step. He is really good with little kids. Just a simple text from him can brighten your day. He is funny and sweet. Most people don't even know that he has a romantic side. You're constantly afraid that he will stop liking you and move on to another girl. You will always feel safe in his arms. You're never with him long enough and the time you spend apart seems like an eternity. He gets mad if you deny that you're beautiful. He has lots of respect. Mason doesn't fight for very long. You miss him constantly. If you're lucky enough to be his girlfriend don't ever loose him. When you meet him you will be afraid to like him. When you like him you will be afraid to love him. When you love him you will be afraid to loose him.

I love you Mason!!!

Mason's friend: What do you see in him he isn't even romantic
Mason's girlfriend: That's what you think Mason Thorpe is perfect

by mysterygirl889 November 15, 2014

cleveland torpedo

Also known as a tornegro - when you shit in the pool.

I's over swimming at Teresa's and left her a cleveland torpedo.

by Andrew BX August 26, 2006

Torped

To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.

"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"

by Breamy January 2, 2020

Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.

Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Tijuana Torpedo

A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.

Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell

by Fuqwan Hurricane Tiger Blood June 16, 2016

Tarper

A tarper is someone who puts out a large tarp or sheet at a concert to sit on, often taking up too much space. Some assholes use them to save way too much space for their friends.

I laughed when that tarper slipped and fell on their own tarp.

by DevonGates February 20, 2020

story-topper

When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.

Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.

by austin kerkman February 23, 2008