A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.
Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.
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Hot Topsy (noun): a tantalising yet disappointing garnish or finger food, typically consisting of a small amount of cheese or other topping on a cracker or piece of bread. While Hot Topsy may appear enticing and flavorful, it often fails to live up to expectations, leaving the consumer feeling unsatisfied and let down. The term is derived from the idea of a topsy-turvy experience, in which something seems exciting or promising at first, but ultimately turns out to be lacklustre.
"I was so excited for the charcuterie board, but all we got were these Hot Topsy crackers with a tiny bit of cheese on them."
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Jim:My Girlfriend gave me a Sloppy Toppy.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.
Steve:Same!
Jim:Did yours die to?
Steve: Nah shes in the ER Though.
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Get the Sloppy Toppy With a Twist mug.the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)
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