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touche

Someone who combines the aspects of a tool and a douche.
Steve Lachance is a complete touche
by Wookie Dick September 17, 2005
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plane-touched

One with celesial blood line. Not touched by the world's planes.
Some say that Greek scientists such as Plato were plane touched because of there genius.
by Chris R. August 1, 2003
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seat toucher

a person that touches another persons butt
What the crap you seat toucher dusche bag. Touch your own.
by Nichlaus January 31, 2008
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appropriately touched

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
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touchebag

a jerk with snarky responses
Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.
by OscarTheGrouch42 June 14, 2011
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twouchebag

a douchebag that is on twitter
I hate it when that twouchebag tweets.
by dnagyrase March 21, 2009
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touched by an angel

When you're black but one of your parents is white.
"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"
by Thesoapfairy September 7, 2016
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