Toad.

Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.

Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs

by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020

Toadstar0

It is when Toadstar evolves into Toadstar0 and gets a 0 at the end of the Toad's name.

Toadstar0 is a Toad

by Toadstar0's fanboi July 9, 2020

Toad man

When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad

There is a toad man over there g

by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020

toadpiss

A magical substance excreted from your big mommy Milkers used for drinking by the gallon

drank outbid big mommy Milkers toadpiss

by Biggest mommy Milkers March 15, 2021

Toazty

Man with extremely large penis, beautiful blue eyes and is 5,7 or 5,8

Woah is that toazty

by Toazty May 31, 2021

Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 23, 2021

toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.

anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.

by loosejuice420 October 30, 2021