Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know

Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true

by how is every name taken August 9, 2023

Grandpa

Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever

"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"

by fetasalaatti666 August 11, 2023

Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather

Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.

by Orb42 December 15, 2020

Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it

Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.

by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money

Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH

by anonymous November 30, 2020