Definitions by Chillingallday

rusty grandpa 

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

rusty grandpa by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

Cart Waggler 

A person selling fruit for an outrageously high price that nobody would ever actually think of buying

buddy's a real cart waggler, try to avoid him

Cart Waggler by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

Muddy Road 

When one shart's into another person's mouth (while they are asleep) as an act of revenge.

Cameron- "Dude, Gavin drank all of the beer and is passed out on the couch."

Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"

Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Muddy Road'..."

Muddy Road by Chillingallday April 26, 2014