Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

Fruit tingle

Having your arse eaten in Australia.

There's no fucking way I'm giving that fat mole a fruit tingle

by Downunderplunder September 6, 2018

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

snatch fruit

slang for lady goodies.

Chris is wants a piece of that sweet ass snatch fruit.

by frizzrollins September 1, 2014

fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.

Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.

by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011

Fruit Sticker

A girls tattoo. Across her lower back or hip area. New boyfriends hate them and can't peel them off.

She's pretty hot.. But she has a big Fruit Sticker goin on.

by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005

Fruited Up

(a person) Looking or dressed as if they are going to participate in activities stereotypically associated with gay people.

A: Do you like what I'm wearing to starbucks?
B: You look absolutely fruited up babe.

by MonotoneWombat April 25, 2022