teatowel holder

a boner that you can hang a towel onto

I woke up and realized that my "morning wood" could also do duty as a teatowel holder.

by notreallyme February 20, 2009

textonym

Two or more words that are spelled using the same series of keys in a text message.

"Me" and "of" are both entered using 6-3.

Also "good", "home", "gone", "hood", "hoof", and "goof" are textonyms.

My boyfriend was concerned when I texted him that I was nearly good. I explained that it was a textonym and I meant to say I was nearly home.

by AuntieBelle March 14, 2009

Textosation

A conversation by text.

DUDE I totally had a textosation with her

by yapdizap May 23, 2009

textonym

When texting the same numbers comes up with multiple words.

THe most anonying textonym is "go" and "in."
Lips/Kiss
Good/Home
Bitches/Chubies

by JR1127 July 26, 2009

textomortis

The condition where you can no longer text as your fingers have frozen up. Similar or identical to text thumb.

Friend 1: Talk to me, man!
Friend 2: Dude, I'm out. I've got textomortis.

by Cicilicious August 9, 2010

Textourettes

The act of texting random words and letters during the middle of a text

Recieved:So the other day I was all hjbgshjgbajfhbtgghbnahbgtghfbgtrgthbtgalhgbgt and it made me mad.

Sent: Dude what's with the textourettes?

by xPOSSE21x September 23, 2010

Textographic

Evidence that exists in text form

You: There's no way she said that, dude.
Friend: I have textographic evidence.
(Shows text)
You: Dang, that's legit.

by Bravo 2-0 October 12, 2010