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Texticle

The measure of ones audacity in text form. Often used to describe when one is particularly bold in email, text message, or IM.
"That guy has huge texticles, have you seen half the stuff hes written to Jane?"
by Baelgul July 21, 2009
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texticles

A man having the ability to only say what he feels over texting, not in person.
He wouldn't tell me what was wrong until he grew some texticles & sent me a message after he left.
by :-):-( April 1, 2009
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texted

The past tense for the verb "text" message.
Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.
by Jfender24 March 24, 2008
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Texterbate

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.
Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010
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texted off

i got texted off at 0630 this morning, and i bought the minutes! how rude!
by navygirl88 March 19, 2011
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Texticles

People who only get the "balls" to say something over text messaging.
Look at the set of texticles on this guy!.. Bet he wouldn't that to my face.
by bad_grammir March 2, 2011
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Texticles

The metaphorical "Balls" a person needs to send the initial text to another person they have interest in. This is a slang term, usually oriented around the lack of fortitude they have to attempt this. Usually, it will be try to be exempted by excuses like, "They are busy, they don't have time to text me back." or, " I'm not sure if I should, I mean, what if they're seeing someone else?" but CAN be over came will encouragement from peers.
Person 1: "I really want to text Caitlin... but I don't even really know her..."
Person 2: "And you never will if you don't try. Grow some texticles, and send her a message."
Person 1: "Well, I guess I should just send her a quick note."
by TheIckyStickie December 31, 2012
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