Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

by dcs234 May 28, 2006

testicles

a pair of very sensitive balls in a wrinkly bag.

"I am too close to your testicles for comfort " said Mandy.

by Ragggamufffin January 26, 2011

besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down

Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!

by Kay April 4, 2003

Tele-Testies

The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.

"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".

by Kimberlini April 7, 2011

Testevaned

When you ejaculate on to a plate of mexican food and then proceed to eat it.

The enchiladas had no flavor so I testevaned them.

by Bob and Grant January 3, 2008

Testicheck

A last minute examination to see if you have the balls to do or say something that may have serious consequences.

Wil:"My wife will kill me if I come home drunk again!"
Jesse: "Dude! You better do a testicheck and remember who wears the pants!"

by Amjo January 14, 2009