Dirty Tampon

A Dumb Bitch who fakes being Jake Paul's wife for fame and views. Known in the past as Snake Bitch.

Dirty Tampon - Keemstar 2017

We should burn down that retard Dirty Tampon's house...

by Just Malcolm May 2, 2018

tampon

the ultimate fun sponge

M: Honey lets have sex

F: We can't this week i'm on the rag

M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge

by Alfred Pennyworth 2 April 13, 2008

Tampon

A Red Prius

Jim drives a tampon

by Kingofthenorth16 December 3, 2011

tampon logic

How women think without intellectual, dialectical, thought, idea, argument, account, reason, or principle.

Dude I wish I understood women but I don't get their tampon logic.

by DB199MM June 26, 2008

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010

Tampon

A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.

Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.

Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.

by Kelly Coptor October 16, 2010

tamsoo

A word to describe two people who aren't technically dating, but still love eachother but wont admit it to either one

Tamir loves Heesoo, and Heesoo loves Tamir, they're being such a tamsoo

by SeanCoolGhost January 29, 2021