by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021
The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..
by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024
A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.
Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord June 06, 2018
when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her
nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021
Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.
The act of being Torpedoed.
The act of being Torpedoed.
by ThumbGunner June 02, 2018
by Gigaphile February 22, 2022