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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
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Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate
Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster
by ohyeah6969 February 2, 2022
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Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.
When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin
by Geoward91 April 7, 2022
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Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
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Piggie-toaster

When you put your toes(piggies) underneath something/someone to make them warm
S/o: why are you putting your cold toes under my butt?
Me: I need a piggie-toaster !
by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022
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Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.
"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."
by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022
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toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food
this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!
by megkris April 28, 2009
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