therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022

Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems

just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues

by worr1 October 27, 2022

therapy

Yebba’s voice

The doctor prescribed some therapy for Tom

by verdskl December 16, 2022

Therapy

Yes, therapy is dead now because the guy who refused to let an ethics board review his studies can't sit and do nothing (save for collect stories for his new book that only sells if he's a culture warrior) anymore.

Hym "My point here is that you failed upwards. You didn't think nobody sawr that my guy? And I keep surprising myself. I keep finding a deeper level. This is really about your ability to arbitrate failure. That's all your "need to preserve the hierarchies" boils down to. The need for the morally righteous to arbitrate failure. What you think is "I failed but I learned a lesson" which leads to "everyone fails and learns a lesson." to "Everyone should HAVE to fail and learn a lesson." to "This guy is reprehensible AND everyone should have to fail to learn a lesson. He should especially have to learn a lesson because he if bad. He needs to fail to learn this lesson." And this rationalization justifies anything. It's not a matter of me making a positive assertion about my identity. It's that I know I'm not the thing you're claiming that I am. But you, on the other hand, seem to be what I said you were. You were the one who wanted it to be about you. You said that explicitly. Or questioned whether I want it to be about me. It's the ones who fail who care most about who succeeds. That's why "not trying" is something that people can't stand.

That's why you'd rather forgo your own ethic. You'd rather steal then let someone succeed without failure. It's the only way for you to arbitrate who gets of the hook for wrongdoing. You need to be able to break your own rules or YOU RULES DON'T WORK JORDAN. It's about doing the "same exact thing I'm doing" while maintaining the moral superiority you feint. How? By purporting to have an ethic that you violate at your discretion. But yes, you're right. Therapy is dead.... But not because of 'society' It's isn't the 'postmodernists'. It's because the most prominent psychologist is a fraud and charlatan and if the 'best' one is a fraud, well, I can even imagine what the worst one may be like. They probably advocate for the mutilation of children. This is what happens when the best of us are still just pieces of shit."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2022

Therapy

The new religion, which enlists the unskilled manipulative egomaniac to its profession. Only unlike religion it doesn't make you choose between communism or capitalism, it just steals your soul instead of getting you to sell it or give it away.

Like law or religion is a baseless argument which twists everything to its own authority. What are normal ape personas, attitudes, and logical reasoning are made into disorders.

See Also: ODD, ADHD, Autism

Has therapy made you a better person?

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

therapy

Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very weird and these people get paid to ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.

Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?

Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!

by extrafrfr January 10, 2024