Terms of use policy

Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.

Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong

Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man

by Mr.Charles October 5, 2011

terd baby

When a gay man, after being pounded in the ass, goes to take a shit and is unable to do it. He strugles really hard for a few hours and eventually shits out a premature baby.

"Todd just had a terd baby!"

by G-sauce May 15, 2003

Teeds

A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).

Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.

by Chachi69 March 11, 2009

sexual terms

Terms used in a sexual way

When my and my bf want sex I use sexual terms

by Period no tampon October 30, 2019

terd

Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally

My dog left a coiler in the backyard.

by ted August 31, 2003

teresa

when a person is holding a blunt, joint, pipe or a bowl for too long begins to tell a short story. the people in the circle then scream out "teresa" to tell the person they are taking too long.

stoner 1: (passes the joint)
stoner 2: (reaches out for joint) back in my day... (puff) back to my story... (puff)...

stoner 2 takes more than five minutes holding the joint because he's so into his story.

stoner 1: TERESA!!!

by sof-tron June 18, 2011

tards

short for retards, especially used online.

"gah... ur so gay u tards"

by exodus April 29, 2004