Bag system

A system or nomenclature used for labeling the intensity of ugly a given woman is subject to. A woman can be ugly on one of any three levels. First, the single-bagger, or a woman ugly enough to merit one bag over the head during intercourse; Second, the two-bagger, or a woman who is so ugly that a bag is needed to be put over both her head and yours during intercourse, and finally, the three-bagger; a woman so entirely atrocious that not only do both you and her necessitate bags over your heads during intercourse, but so does anyone who may (god forbid) be looking in through the window.

God damn, man,on the bag system, Chloe is without a doubt a three-bagger, that bitch is hideous!

by Adrian Zmed October 22, 2006

Sustainabull

Is the steaming pile of @$#% that many environmental projects turn out to be.

Hey, looks like that new wind farm is turning out to be quite sustainabull.

by meanjavabean December 9, 2012

Dicktric System

The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.

I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.

I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

The System

The System refers to the high school and college work sharing system, where students help each other, do work for another student, or give them answers at no cost.

You put into the system by helping someone out, they put in by helping someone else out, and you take out in a different place.

This cycle allows students to do work in their strong suits and get answers to the work that they are not as comfortable with. In the end everyone is able to get their shit done successfully. ♻️

People try to screw the system by charging others for work or answers, but this only negatively affects the system. Screwing the system makes it so that there is not a steady flow of information and not as many people will benefit. If someone charges for their work, then everyone will want to charge and no one will benefit.

I put into the system by giving out math answers, I took out by getting history homework.

by Americairo May 1, 2021

missle defense system

A woman´s hips or ass. Anything that could potentially get near a man´s missle.

Kevin wants to know about his teacher´s missle defense system. We´re talking, curves, we´re talking Homeland Security, baby!

by Andrew from california August 6, 2008

flip a sista

The Flip A Sista masturbator has a cock-hungry pussy at one end and a tight booty at the other, so you can have whatever fantasy you like, all in one high-quality toy.

I don't need to go out tonight, I'll just stay home with my Flip a Sista.

by Five Sisters December 29, 2011

unique against-the-system white girl syndrome

A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.

"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."

by Inumeration July 14, 2016