shitflaps

The festering labia of unkempt female genatalia.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, she had shitflaps didn't she?!"

by Rudolph Munchnikker June 6, 2005

shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.

last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.

by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005

shitflower

A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.

Does that guy just hate everything?
Nah, he's just being a shitflower again.

by webhead February 28, 2014

shitfuck

1. To sodomise someone (esp. if they are unprepared)
2. To anally rape someone

They broke into her house, tied her up and shitfucked her.

by Noxema-Tapioca April 17, 2008

shitfield

Where Tim O'Brien drowned that poor son of a bitch Kiowa for snappin' up his girl. In Vietnam. During the war. See Tim O'Brien's The Things They Carried.

"Tim took a dip in the shitfield on his daughter's 10th birthday."

Tim: "Kiowa meet shitfield."
Kiowa: "Glug glug glug."

by Kiowa (the Indian) January 7, 2008

Shitfire

Spike your girls drinks with strong laxatives. Then provide to have snap sex, she will try to squirm away to get to the toilet but pull her down as she begins to shit on your dick. Once you feel shit on tour dick, grab her by her hair and her feet and bend her in a position so her ass is facing in the direction of something/someone you want to cover in shit. Proceed to violently shake her until she begins to spray shit everywhere.

'Rosie gave me an angry penguin last week, so I got pay back by giving her the shitfire last nigh'

by RosieLovesMeReally July 30, 2016

shitfuck

a dumbass; used as a come back or insult

you shitfuck don't step on the back of my shoes

by Chevelle17 January 17, 2009