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Sweater Weather

The time of year where the seasons transition from summer to fall and then winter. You know sweater weather has begun when every 20 something year old is suddenly wearing sweaters and drinking pumpkin spice lattes. Sweater Weather typically lasts from late September to early April, depending on your location (even though some will try to milk it out for as long as they can).
Sali: God I hate the heat! I can't wait for October!
Dez: Same! I can't wait for sweater weather to roll around.
by fat-eye-moody August 10, 2017
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sweetners

A rather large word used instead of 'sugar'. Commonly used by george to show intelligence to mason.
I likea two sweetners in a short black coffee mmkay
by Chris Anonymous2222 April 20, 2008
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Sweetest Pie

One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.
You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!
by Saucy Pilot March 28, 2022
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Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.
by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008
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Skeeter

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.
Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.
by nitz April 14, 2006
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Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.
Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."
by alexander devlin September 27, 2009
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sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.
by hank scorpio November 19, 2003
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