Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Shelton, CT

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.

Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?

by sheltonite August 7, 2006

Sheltie

A small dog that looks like lassie.

What's that sheltie? Timmy fell in the well?

by brumper April 17, 2006

Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome

by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010

stealth

remarkable, exquisite, glorious, awesome, smooth, bodacious, fine, tremendous, pulchritudinous

"WOW - you are looking stealth. I'd love a piece!"

"That route was stealth - glorious moves!"

"You've been stealthed!"

"Stealtherrific!"

"Stealthify!"

by gerryc May 6, 2012

Shelter

Sexy word for house

I went back to my shelter to spin my fidget spinner

by LolXDXDXD May 21, 2017

Stealth Bomber

While your girlfriend is sleeping, you crawl over her naked and proceed to shit on her while crawling.Then you quietly leave the room unseen.Thus the name "stealth" for doing it quietly and "bomber" for shitting.

My girl still doesnt know who gave her that stealth bomber.

by lilcloudy24 February 1, 2010