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stealer

That stealer stole my wallet!
by SmallyDefinitions January 7, 2023
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steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023
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Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
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Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.
My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.
by jtrier1 April 28, 2023
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stealexxx

when steph meets alex and relaxes
stealexxx about it
by felicity f July 7, 2023
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stealer

Mark: Look at this, that person stole some granny's purse!
Paul: No way, he's such a stealer.
by stealerlt August 13, 2023
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Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.
"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"
by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023
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