The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
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Peter says, "I can't believe I just banged my first señorita. Thanks for taking me to this awesome whorehouse. You are a good taxi driver."
Pablo responds, " Yes my friend but did you give her the standard push."
Peter, "What?"
Pablo responds, " Yes my friend but did you give her the standard push."
Peter, "What?"
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A term used for San(from Ateez) a name given by his father, meaning "a comforting hill for some and an enormous mountain that others can't dare to challenge". Excels in dance performance, stage presence, vocals, and visuals. Speaks 3 languages, encourages others and is always there if you feel down.
A term used for San(from Ateez) a name given by his father, meaning "a comforting hill for some and an enormous mountain that others can't dare to challenge". Excels in dance performance, stage presence, vocals, and visuals. Speaks 3 languages, encourages others and is always there if you feel down.
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