stachery

To join in arms with a fellow moustacher in moustachery.

I choose you Cody Horton because we have the bond of stachery.

by pcolanate October 7, 2011

stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012

Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.

"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."

by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012

stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.

Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.

by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014

Stachie

A selfie (self taken photo) with a moustache real or fake.

Hey guys it's Movember lets take a stachie.

Nice mustache, you should take a stachie.

by Durbanary October 29, 2014

stathacopolous

An all knowing God that is masterful at everything and adored by all of his woman. usually 6'3" and very confident in his swag.

That guy is such a Stathacopolous.

by dr. Swaggatron December 1, 2014

Steachal

a word to bring to the attention of fellow ogelers of a hot girl or girls while still staying incognito

hey check out the steachal at the wawa

by Slombo May 16, 2014