Smurfin

Someone who has edited or dyed blue hair. Also the act of slowly turning the world into a collection of smurfins. Loosely related to the smurfs franchise.

*ugly or uncomfortable picture with edited blue hair*
caption: #smurfin

by mamawhoreo September 11, 2021

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Egon Smurf

Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.

"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"

by drzinzao November 7, 2017

National Smurf Day

January 2, is national smurf day

Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm

“LETS GET EACHOTHER BLUE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ON NATIONAL SMURF DAY ”- lovely quote by Mia

by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 6, 2022

Pop a smurf

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.

Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..

by ThePapaSmurf69 August 1, 2018

Pull a Papa Smurf

To commit suicide in anger

I'm gonna pull a papa smurf

by WereCat56 September 5, 2023