Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

Sludge Guns

Commonly called bingo wings or upper arm fat, Sludge guns are when the area on a woman's upper arm between the elbow and shoulder are fat or chunky.
Even thin women can be inflicted Sludge guns.

When I'm at the beach I get sick and dizzy feeling because of all the sludge guns.

I went to bingo with my aunt last night...It was sludge gun mania!

by ThirstingForMen September 17, 2015

spuddering

The art of sexual pleasure by inserting potatoes in ones arse.

He had a spuddering experience.

by hardtater November 29, 2016

Spidget

When a group of really dull rich people get together to chat rubbish about how to screw over anyone poorer than them. And foxes. And elephants

Oh I say, Theresa loves a good spidget!

by Sairclarkie May 21, 2017

Spidget

Abbreviation of "Fidget Spinner". Also references "Spidget Finner".

Stop using your spidget.

by spookaholic June 20, 2017

Snudge Pipe

A type of pipe that is lined with weed commonly used by doctors and history students

You know what I’m looking forward to a bit of Friday and my snudge pipe.

by Crustinisation November 11, 2017

Smudget

The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.

“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
“Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”

by Geswho89 November 28, 2017