spunkbarge

A woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.

My god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! She's such a fuckin' spunkbarge!

by Qelqoth October 9, 2006

Spunk Pump

1. A highly sexual man who's main aim during sex is to ejaculate inside their partner without the use of prophylactics such as condoms.
2. The act of ejaculating inside a sexual partner.

"She is so hot for me, I can't wait to Spunk Pump her."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Spuuder

A real faggot of a person

spuuder is a little nigga lmao

by Ricky Adventure February 13, 2018

spuncle

Sperm donor who takes the role of an extended family member in the resulting offspring's life.

There were four adults who took the kid to see the pediatrician -- two parents, a grandparent and the spuncle.

by family boy January 13, 2009

Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

spunk

Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.

1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!
2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.

by flapjacks June 10, 2003

Spunkstain

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets

Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.

by Steve Connors April 4, 2006