Spritzoogl

A pretty lady for whom regular words cannot possibly describe.

Salutations spritzoogl

by Nosiness March 9, 2026

Spritzoogl

A pretty lady for whom regular words cannot possibly describe.

Salutations spritzoogl.

by Nosiness March 9, 2026

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Splitting The Baby

It's like that...

Hym "It's LIKE splitting the baby but if instead of giving the baby to the woman who is upset about the baby getting cut in half... You INSTEAD... Just actually split the baby in half. That's a more apt analogy."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

spitting dabs

means the same thing as "spitting image". used to comment on a close resemblance between two people, characters, e tc

"doesnt alfred look just like eric?" "oh yeah spitting dabs"

by m56 July 12, 2025

The Spitting Cobra

A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.

'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'

by shannymcfee May 28, 2015

The Spitting Cobra

A deadly move used while dangerously drunk. One pretends their jacket is a cape and holds it over their face while hissing at the opponent. This move can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit.

'Ere pal did you just eye up ma bird'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah man chill out, ok I'll walk away!'

by shannymcfee May 30, 2015