Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026

The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

The Jeremy springer

The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.

Adam: hey wanna watch the game?

Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer

by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018

Alina Mia Springer

Alina Mia Springer is a small youtuber called •Royal•. Alina is a type of person who is full of kindness but can be incredibly mean when it comes to protecting her friends. Alina is 10 years old at this time(2021) and has early puberty.Alina got bullied in PREP and grade 3. If you are a Alina, good job

Hey Alina Mia Springer how you doing?
This award goes to Alina Mia Springer

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79

Legendary talk show host Jerry Springer has died, according to a statement from his family shared with multiple outlets. He was 79.

Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79: Reporting

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Yo Jerry Springer Ass

Whenever someone is acting like they are a reality TV star.

When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!

by Caramelts October 24, 2023