screw around

to have intimate physical contact with someone or something; synonyms: mess around, fool around, make out. May require adverb 'a little'. (Pronunciation given in Oxford Second Edition ASCII style.)

Jane and I screwed around a little while her husband was out hunting for snipes.

by Jarvin Arkson March 11, 2004

screw+the+pooch

to fuck up

damn, he really screwed the pooch this time....

by crackie November 5, 2003

Screwge

n. - Someone who doesn't like sex, or has a negative outlook on intercourse in general. A sexual malcontent.

"You've got a headache? C'mon baby, quit being a screwge."

by AppleZack December 7, 2006

screw you we're from Texas

a simple phrase that declares the superiority of people from Texas

New Yorker: I don't like BBQ and I don't understand Sweet Tea

Texan: Screw You we're from Texas

by deuce13 October 25, 2011

screwed

Music that is slowed down/has the pitch changed to play slower by mostly DJs using Turntables or computer programs.

"That song sounds better screwed"

by Devilish Eminem June 23, 2003

Mexican Screwdriver

It wasn't until vodka swept through mid-twentieth-century America that the Screwdriver - along with other tempting libations (Moscow Mule and Martini to name a couple), began to gain recognition with bartenders as the modern contemporary of highball. Suffice to say a premium vodka (Absolut, Stoli, Smirnoff) or tequila (Arandas, Reserva de la Familia, Jose Cuervo) will often be considered essential for this drink. Pour 2 ounces of this (over a few ice cubes) into a highball glass, and fill the glass with 4 - 6 ounces Tampico, Citrina, hell even tang or the classic freshly squeezed orange juice. Add an orange wheel or a dash of angostura bitters to your highball for a lick of (optional) garnish. Enjoi bitches!

2 oz Vodka/Tequila
5 oz Tampico/Orange Juice/drink
Put 3 ice cubes into a highball glass. Pour in vodka. Fill balance of glass with orange juice, stir, and serve.

by Joe Vegas February 19, 2005

Screwby

Adjective; Adverb;
A descriptive word to used to denote something as really cool, fly, hot, awesome; or really horrible, bad, or lame.

Dude, that trick was screwby sick.

Whoa, you lost all that money? Screwby.

by Andrew La Brier October 16, 2008