Spoke

A combination of the words spoonand poke.Those cold evenings when all you fancy is a little spoon action and a cheeky poke.

Tonight will be a good night for a spoke

by Segb89 October 6, 2013

spock 2.0

1) Someone who looks like Spock from Star Trek, but denies it because it is not a compliment. Everyone agrees he looks like Spock besides him. Every now and again he gets a case of the crackhead shakes. He is sometimes proud of his ignorant behavior. He finds pride in being closed-minded. He must have smoked one too many blunts of schwag in outerspace. He is inferior to Captain Kirk in many ways - especially in penis size. He is a recovering schwagaholic and is currently unemployed. He also doesn't have license, so he can't fly his slow, duck-taped, diesel Mercedes space craft. Sometimes he is funny and he gets punched for it. He is, however, a lot stronger than Dome and steadily beats him in arm wresteling. Also can refer to someone who smokes too many camel lights.

2) Crooked cock.

1) That herb over there just pulled a spock 2.0. He left his fish tank for 3 months without cleaning it and his fish died. Then he had the nerve to bake them and leave the oven on.

Why don't you become an asstronaut like spock 2.0?

You will never be as good as him you will just have to settle for spock 2.0 status.

You're speaking utter nonsense. Please stop being a Spock 2.0.

I just caught spock 2.0 spock 2.0ing all over Sassy's mattress.

Dude, if you don't quit smoking spock 2.0's then you will die from cancer before the age of legal drinking.

Go buy me some fucking cereal. You definitely Spock 2.0'd my Lucky Charms.

Dude, your arm just pulled a Spock 2.0 and suddenly went limp.

2) So, you dropped out of school, and quit your job? What the hell are you gonna do for money, are you gonna start slinging your spock 2.0 on the street?

2) OK, so your cock is crooked. I think they have medicine out there for spock 2.0 dick.

by Sassy McSasserson September 28, 2006

Spokane

Spokane has its pros and cons, just like and other place...the pros are that its dirt cheap to live here, for the most part the crime rate is low (at least compared to bigger cities), there are some cool people, its fairly close to portland and seattle, you get the full four seasons here; super hot summers and crazy snow filled winters, theres alot of beautiful parks i.e. manito, riverfront, etc., Gonzaga University, Eastern University, and whitworth University...and now for the cons: too many gangmembers relocating here from CA, its cause a huge rise in crime the past year especially, its gotten so bad that i dont ever leave the house without mace...its making me want to move matter a fact...theres alot more i could mention but i keep going over the 1500 character limit...

spokane has lots of junkies...but its hidden here, not like big cities where you see it all over the streets...

by kat233 November 29, 2009

Spock-blocking

When your friend- who looks strikingly like Spock from Star Trek- engages in behavior similar to cock-blocking. Often in brutally failed attempts to hook up with your girlfriend, or prevent you from doing so.

John: Dude, did you get any action last night?

Mike: No, Andrew was fuckin spock-blocking me again.

John: Lame.

by JohnWayne1992 February 4, 2010

Spokesracist

A spokesperson for far right organisations such as the BNP, EDL and the BFP.

“When you’ve got foreign paedos coming over here and grooming our kids it becomes harder for our own paedos to compete,” insisted a BNP spokesracist."

by Lefty Tree Hugger October 23, 2012

spoked

A state of exhilaration experienced by a cyclist (though not necessarily in connection with cycling). (Very much like stoked for surfers and snowboarders.)

Dude, I am totally spoked!
Get spoked!
I'm feeling the spoke.

by McDonja April 20, 2015

Hub and Spoke

To restore to a good or sound condition, mend, restore or renew, making good, remedy, etc...

Boss: Did you get to that Smith job yet?
Worker: Yep, all fixed. It's hub and spoke.

by 244Werd July 30, 2009