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Pink Slurp

1/4 Gin, 1/4 Calpol Cough Medicine & 1/2 Rosé Wine, used as a cheap alternative to illegal drugs and expensive alcholic cocktails. used widely in Irish house parties over the past few months. Can be drank to enhance a particular moment in ones life.
Person 1- "Hey, let's head down to the off license and buy some vodka and mixers"
Person 2- "Jesus! That's too expensive for me, im gonna mix up some pink slurp for the party instead"
Person 1- "Yeah me too actually, leats go to my house, i ahve loads of calpol and gin, you bring the wine"
by Dha Rat October 26, 2011
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Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.
Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.
by RealArif July 13, 2013
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911 Slurpee

The act of mashing up a slew of drugs into a cup, adding water, and then drinking the disgusting liquid. The various highs produced from the different drugs may counter or intensify each other creating a fuck-ton of chaos inside the body. More than likely the person will have an insane high and die soon after drinking the liquid.
Allen was depressed on Thursday so he drank a 911 Slurpee and walked in the street screaming that he gave a blow job to a dolphin. Surprisingly he didn't die and the next day he questioned life.
by 5+64 December 22, 2013
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vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast
Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!
by Abs jags October 24, 2015
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Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up
Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦
by QueenSs May 1, 2016
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herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.
Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.
by cumballs69 January 18, 2017
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Starbucks Slurper

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017
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