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clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006
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Snacker Wednesday

When a group of 20+ people go to KFC every wednesday to order 3 or 4 snackers and have a good time. on the way back sodas and fries are ejected out of one or more car windows at multiple targets, such as marshall, freshman and many more.
Aye Bud Snacker Wednesday is in 24 Hours!!!
by J.C. niggee March 22, 2007
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slackeriffic

A creamy blend of slacker and teriffic.

Feeling good about being lazy.
I was feeling slackeriffic today.
by laurla March 16, 2009
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slackeriness

the act of being slackery.
"I forgot to."
"It's the vodka."
"What's the vodka?"
Your slackeriness!"
by Fizzy77 December 14, 2009
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spakker

Rabbu was being a spakker in physics today
by tklolsnipe September 12, 2013
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slackerbagging

When you're too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag so you have to share it with all your bros.
"I don't get my paycheck until next week, so we were slackerbagging in my only sleeping bag at my super manly pajamas party last night ."
by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016
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Spacer

Spacers are a loose but growing sub culture of people who are spacey but smart in a way, very into heavy and or spacey music. often sciency, fringey, nerdy. Progressive, maverik, independent mix nerd, punky, cosmic hippie. Often a stoner or ex stoner, Into space / sci fi, fantasy themes, strange, acid tinged, other worldly especially in music.

detached, mental, loner, preoccupied, wanderer, self absorbed, doesn't fit in, far out. Attention deficit, Natural or drug enhanced.

lost, somewhere else, scatter brained, not popular, weirdo, bubble head, trippy, deep, easily distracted, flaky, mind floater, distant, alien mind set. unfocused, dreamy, floating through life. psychedelic drugs Or naturally

Heavy, weird, psychedelic stoner music, fringe culture. Truly alternative minded people.

A hawkwinder. A punky heavy metal spacer. A kraut rocker. Space punk. Stonerd. A Space rocker.

People often Into aliens, weirdness, mysterious stuff, space, stars, planets, moons, astronauts psychedelic or often mystical themes on clothes, artwork, social media profiles.

Really into out door festivals and light-shows. Loves NASA and 60's space age stuff.

edgy. Kinda a post punk neu age hippy ecclectic. Very fond of heavy underground, experimental and or progressive music originating from the classic hard rock and punk era. An outward or inward Cosmic mindset. Sci fi / science mindset. Open minded
I was at this music festival sitting around a campfire smoking a bowl with a bunch of spacers, talking about aliens cryptids and area 51 and shit. It was awesome.
by Mead's Mead August 14, 2019
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