SOMF

SOMF - sit on my face. When time is of the essence, the abbreviation should be utilised.

Oh baby, you're so got. I need you to SOMF!

by Youknownothingjohnsnow December 21, 2018

somaliphobic

Expressing Somalidiid sentiments

he's somaliphobic

by readyforthemoon55 August 30, 2019

somaliphilia

Having a love or affinity for Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis

her music taste is straight up somaliphilia

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019

somaliphilic

pertaining to Somaliphilia, a love of Somalia, its inhabitants Somalis, or the lovely Somali sea

they're being somaliphilic

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019

somalify

To make more Somali in nature, particularly with regards to cutlure

they're somalifying our politics

by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2019

Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.

"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."

by Big Nigga Joe March 12, 2020

somf

Somf is an acronym for Sit On My Face and express the willingness of having the ass of the person this is told to, right on your face.

Hey Emily, somf! Please!

by lollalellalellala June 4, 2020