4 definitions by lollalellalellala

somf

Somf is an acronym for Sit On My Face and express the willingness of having the ass of the person this is told to, right on your face.

Abbreviation for "Em Rata sit on my face!"

Every straight guy : Ersomf!
Emily : You wish!

Exclamation used for asking the beautiful model Emily Ratajkowski to sit on your face.

It stands for "Emrata sit on my face!".

Every straight guy seeing Emily in real life: ersomf please!
Em Rata: only in your dreams!

Tendinitis caused by the view of too many pictures of Emma Watson.

I'm gonna **** off on this pics until I get a watsonitis.