Soft Serve

To suck a flacid penis.

Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve

by Nedus June 11, 2006

soft toy

A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.

Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"

Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."

by JJ Brubaker July 13, 2006

Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 26, 2010

Soft apple

Dumbass fruit

Its a dumbass fruit such a soft apple

by Oof@oof@oof December 3, 2018

Soft Crot

Loose, runny shits.

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 June 8, 2018

Soft ghosting

When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages

Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond”

Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”

by -.jadaskyeeeee.- October 15, 2019