scouse african

a little thieving scally who for the purposes of glory and trying to evade shame desperately tries to claim he is from south africa, when truly he is a dirty little unwashed rat who originates from a skip outside goodison park.this unfortunate little cunt was raised by wolves, resulting in him not being able to socialise with humans and having outrageously excessive leg hair growth.

that cunts a little socuse african
thieving little scouse african
some scouse african's robbed my shoes
wales is a cunt

by matt rumsey March 2, 2008

the Shoushister

Whenever you infiltrate the Persian King's castle and use your sands of time to go back in time to the exact moment when Captain Hook kills Rufio in the movie, "Hook". At this point you will proceed to rip Rufio's dangling scrotum off, smack all the Lost Boys' faces with it, then give the Captain a good old jizzstache. You will then sharpen your scimitar in Rufio's dingleberry-encrusted ass crack and commit suicide.

DAMN! I heard Navid busted out "the Shoushister" last week!

by Style of the Tiger December 9, 2008

Snausage Fest

Where a Room is Completely Devoid of Female Dogs, or Bitches, and filled to the brim with Male Dogs.

Tim: "So, how many dogs do you have?"
Robert: "I have Four Male Dogs"
Bob: "Damn, what a Snausage Fest."

by Vynomous July 25, 2011

snausage

A dude whose sexuality is questionable, even if he is dating a female, married or has children.

"Hey man, I think that guy Mike is a pole smoker."

"No way dude... he is married and has a kid..."

"It doesnt matter... he is still a total snausage."

by SomeDudeFromWork August 6, 2003

snoose

A goose and snake in one - snoose! Observed in Cabo Mexico, an indescribable action performed by an an animal now refered to as a snoose.

Can be used as a noun, expletive or verb. Image gladly provided upon request.

"Don't be such a snoose" "What the snoose!" "Stop snoosing around"

by Tanya & Amy May 19, 2005

Snogs

n. Snacks

Say you and yoga pants are mid-snogging and hunger occurs. "Let's get some snogs."

by ahblahblah December 8, 2012

scouse eyelash

another name for pubic hair. so called as pubic hair is curly, as is the hair of scousers.

i had a scouse eyelash trapped in my teeth after eating out my girlfriend because the bitch hadnt shaved her pussy.

by mofo69 November 10, 2004