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Slippery Dolphin

When you and a girl drunk as hell in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and try to have anal sex with her. She shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her ass. "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka" like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!
"I tried the slippery dolphin with that drunk hoe last night but she wouldn't let me!"
by bushmonstr February 28, 2007
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SlipperyFish

A person who escapes from impossible situtations,
A person who is a dare devil
Woa! Gavin, your such a slipperyfish
by Gavin March 9, 2004
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keep it slippery

The gayest way of saying goodbye to someone. A Substitution for Take it easy, Good-Bye, Peace, Later, C-Yah, TTYL..... it's REDICULOUS!!
~You have a good night and "keep it slippery"
~Keep it slippery Brotha
by Jon Bozak December 27, 2005
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drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.
Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!
by BigCatSkibbie November 21, 2010
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Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.
*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010
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Aladdin's slippers

Breasts so pert the nipples point upwards like the way aladdin's slippers always appear to be curled upwards.
Those are some fine aladdin's slippers on that bitch's chest
by Robotnik in disguise April 16, 2009
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Mr.Slippery Fist

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"
by Argonak April 11, 2008
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