In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
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Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.
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Get the scatterfish mug.The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.
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Get the Scatter Splatter mug.When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.
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I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!
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