Sidonia

A person who tends of over think every aspect of life and values a hot cup of coffee with the mexican gardner much more than a appointment at the nail salon.

This person also has a large amount of random information on the seasonal migration pattern of the Columbian mountain Yak.

Damn, she's a Sidonia but what is she talking about? Yaks?

by Funky Egg February 9, 2010

Simon

The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.

Simon and Leanne are great together!
Simon the new guy is an amazing guy!
Leanne Loves Simon!

by QKAngel April 8, 2010

salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Simon

Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!

"Hey you see that sexy beast over there?"
"WOW!! thats one hell of a Simon."

by kinesotape January 8, 2017

sifoncito

Sifoncito is a spanish word meaning siphon (of soda water).
So to make sifoncito, a girl must get a cum load in her mouth, suck it up to the nasal cavity and sneeze it out her nose, thus mimicking a Sifoncito.
It's related to the Angry Dragon

The other night, I came all inside Marianela's mouth, and she made a sifoncito.

by Juan Carlos Petruza November 13, 2007