Quack SHLURP

Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020

blurgan shmlurgan

replacement for a curse word

Go to blurgan shmlurgan

by blurgan shlurgan October 28, 2020

blurgan shmlurgan

something to say when you don't know what to say

Oh my what do I say umm... blurgan shmlurgan

by blurgan shlurgan October 28, 2020

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou

as-spar-a-who-gives-a-shit-it's-plural-fuck-you
/uh/spare/uh/hoo/givs/a/shit/its/plur/ul/fuk/yu/
n.
the plural form of 'asparagus'

In Veggie Tales, there is a baby asparagus. This seems to imply that his parents, the two taller asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou had sexual intercourse in order to reproduce. Either that or mitosis.

by liighty December 1, 2020

downtown Louisiana shlurp

when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.

Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.

by MayoCoveredShoe June 3, 2021

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023