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Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.
Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.
by Strathclyder April 2, 2022
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Shitler

To apply the feces from one's ass to your own or another persons upper lip.
I stuck my finger in Sally's ass and wiped the poo on her upper lip. Now she looks like Hitler.
by nG March 23, 2003
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Laverne And Shirley

Two Lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have sex.
Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?

Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's

Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid
by squigtoneloverfantasyboy January 14, 2010
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Shite Muslim

1)Mispelling of the word Shiite Muslim.
2)Substitution for the word shit.
1)That dumb shit spelt Shiite Muslim as Shite Muslim.
2)Shiite Muslims! I forgot to do my homework!
by sushiman09 October 31, 2005
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Shirley Temple

A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.
That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
by S21 May 25, 2009
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shipley

A girl rubs her vagina on a guys sideburns until she cums.
My girlfriend shipleyed me while I was watching TV.
by snoopy017 February 7, 2010
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Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.
You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.
by hotwings25 May 8, 2013
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