Dick Sheath

any orafice used to temporarily house a penis. most often during sexual gratification.

"Her ruby red lips made a fine decoration for her dick sheath"

by JamesJames July 19, 2004

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3 sheets

Extremely intoxicated; wasted drunk

Q: "So I heard you got arrested last night for pissing into the open window of a cop car while he was still sitting in it"

A: "Fuck ya bro, I was 3 Sheets last night!"

by Denver6443 October 11, 2007

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Hit the sheets

to go to bed with/have sex with someone

"I couldn't believe how hot he was. We hit the sheets that night."

by Alexandra August 5, 2004

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sheet ghost

A white bed sheet with two wholes cut out of the center for eyes, as seen on Charlie Brown.

by Moonshine October 18, 2003

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To place dog or other animal feces in ones sheet to surprise them at bed time. The victim usually becomes violent so you must hide or be prepared to defend yourself. Best done at a party or for retaliation.

The highlight of the party was when I shit sheeted Johnny. The low point is when he returned with his gun.

I Shit Sheeted Shaniqua. Then got my ass kicked and she hit the showers.

by Dawn Butz May 1, 2011

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