shank

A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank

if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!

by benj25 December 28, 2005

hang the shank

slang (mostly for men) to urinate. Thought to originate from Northern New Jersey, possibly a derivative from an old sailor's or construction workers term.

'Can you wait here I have to go hang the shank'

'ok let me hang the shank first then I'll give him a call..'

by thrill67 January 10, 2017

Shanked downtown

Verb: For a man to be raped through the back door.

"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

by detroit street rat April 8, 2010

deer shanked

To shank someone with a deer.

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.

by Picnic Face April 2, 2008

zoran shank

When you stab an individual and then pull out your erect penis and stick it in the wound.

you see the blood acts as a lube to allow you to get maximum pleasure until the victim bleeds out.

WARNING: may or may not result in aids, jail time and a bloody penis.

hey i heard that the new Russian torture method is Zoran shanking.

by Vlad the Demon of Baby Blood December 12, 2015

shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004

shank bounce

to abruptly leave bounce from a particular event, leaving without letting anyone know that you have bouncend.

Yo has anyone seen him nah he must have shank bounced.

Hey where did you go lastnight you didn't even say goodbye O lastnight yea I did a shank bounce.

by Ni2Bic October 24, 2006