secrets

These can never be kept, no matter how much you trust someone, therefore i am giving you this advice: don't have them.

I told someone i thought i could trust my secrets they were all leaked and i was humiliated.

by Weemon May 6, 2005

mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense

I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."

by Me March 25, 2004

Secrets

Secrets are those words that can destroy all happiness. It is something that can never be repeated. No matter how much you trust that person, once they find out one of your secrets, be prepared to be back-stabbed.

She should never had told Linda her secrets...

by Crystals October 20, 2012

secret

strong enough for a man. made for a woman.

chris brandt wears secret.

by angiepants December 13, 2004

secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach

No Rizla's? Secret agent time!

by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005

Secretary’s ass

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.

Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

secret slut

A person who seems like a goody-goody. They dress very modestly, are plain looking, and seem quiet. However secretly they are a huge slut and that's why guys go for them.

Girl A: Do you see that guy with Anne? What does he see in her she's so plain!
Girl B: He only likes her cause she's a secret slut
Girl A: Ohh wow I had no idea!

by pifsda October 3, 2009