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Jonas Secrets

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.
by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009
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secret satan

Derived from the Christmas tradition, "Secret Santa", modified for Halloween. Participants all put their names into a hat and then randomly choose a name. Each participant then creates a costume (either the idea or the full costume) for the person whose name they chose.
Melissa was forced to dress as a giant vagina because that is what her Secret Satan told her to wear.
by jefftimesten September 17, 2006
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scerred

Being a lil gul bout uh situation.
Wuts wrong boy,ya scerred
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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Secor

A neighborhood in Mahopac, NY, named for the lake at the edge of the neighborhood. This neighborhood is known for its drugs, scum of the earth residents (known as Secorians) and annoying teenage boys. Residents of Secor (especially the teenage boys) are known for smoking weed, skateboarding, biking, and ding dong ditching at ungodly hours of the night. Most Secorians are scum, white trash, dipshits, jackasses, uncultured swines, druggies, alcoholics, and just plain stupid. If you live in Secor, get out and go join a more civilized neighborhood before you die young.
Isn't it obvious that Jason, Jaydon, Avery, and Harris are from Secor? They are stupid as fuck pot smoking skater kids!
by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018
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Secret Trois

A.K.A. The Three Pigs

A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.
Fat black woman: OMG! GURLZ DAT WAS DA SHIT! YA'LL GURLZ BE AWESOME! I WISH I WAS FAT AND COULDN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! SECRET TROIS RULES!
by Fat Bitch Hater August 12, 2009
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secret sissy

A usually very masculine guy who is in the closet about his homosexuality. These guys tend to date women but are really just useing it to cover up his desire for men.
I was surprised to find out just how many jocks at my school were secret sissy's.
by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007
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Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."
Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...
by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011
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