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schlaan

Germany, without the D because they lack it
SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAN đŸ€˜đŸ» SCHWARS ROT GOLD, that is is so schlaan
by TBNigg January 31, 2023
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schlÀcht

usually written in all caps and with a double "Ä", "SCHLÄÄCHT/schlĂ€cht" is a play on the german word "schlecht" which means "bad" or "not good"
you say it when something isn't looking good.
e.g. 1:
Elias: "oh, wie war dein tag heute?"

("oh, how was your day?")

Ethan: "SchlÀcht"

e.g 2:

*while watching a basketball game, a player misses the hoop*

you: "SCHLÄÄCHT"
by plops123 July 17, 2023
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schgaglov

having swagger befitting an orthodox jew
Damn Ishmeal Stammberger, nice schgaglov
by ishmeal Stammberger November 24, 2023
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Schgaglov

to have swagger befitting an orthodox jew
Damn Ishmeal Stammberger, you got wicked schgaglov!
by ishmeal Stammberger November 24, 2023
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Schlampooped

getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by someone or something, whether in a match or game; no chance of recovery
Yeah no dude I got absolutely schlampooped first round in
by uzi puzi September 20, 2024
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Schlaftrunken

A rarely used German adjective commonly used by old people to describe the State of sleep deprivation where one begins to seem as if under the influence of alcohol!
Person1: I haven’t slept in two days now but i am feeling amazing! Im not tired at all anymore!! Do you wanna go to the park??
Person2: its 3 am we cant go to the park dude!! Du bist schlaftrunken, take a nap!
by Noxiosthegreat October 8, 2024
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schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.
Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.
by NoTacticals February 18, 2024
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