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Scale of 1 to 10

1) An arbitrary declaration or description of a noun, usually an event or a women, in order to give no further information.

2) A scale by which to describe something that in no way involves numbers in any way.
1)

John: Yo, look at that chick.
Paul: Ehh, she's like a 5 at best.
John: Whatever man, she's at least a 7.

2)
Anthony: So on a Scale of 1 to 10 how was your day?
Jackie: On a scale of 1 to 10, it was pretty awesome.
Anthony: That made absolutely no sense. But I like it.
by riga1tony May 21, 2009
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Scale O' Gayness

The scale for defining the amount of gayness in a male, as defined by Michael R. Holt in early 2007. The female equivalent has never been officially made, although it is no doubt similar in many ways. The initial reason for the creation of the scale, in Michael's own words, was that "Not everything sexual can be defined as simply 'gay' or 'not gay' - it's far more complex than that."

The scale ranges from 1 (completely straight) to 10 (completely gay), with bisexual ranging from 5-6, depending on preference. Michael often notes that full 1's and 10's are particularly rare.

The numbers are as follows:
1 - Completely straight: only ever enjoyed porn with just singular women in it, or lesbians. If you've ever seen a man naked while erect, you are immediately bumped up to a...

2 - Mostly straight: has enjoyed porn with naked men in it , even though the main focus of the viewer was on the woman in the porn

(2.5 - Pretty straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-female hermaphrodites in it)

3 - Moderately straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-female transexuals (people born men, but surgically and often hormonally altered to resemble women) in it

4 - Slightly straight: has enjoyed porn with mostly-convincing transvestites (men who only dress like women, but have not had surgery or hormones to resemble them) in it

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Dude, you remember that hot chick I was making out with last night? Once I took her home, I found out she had a c**k! I didn't really mind, though - I think I may've moved up to a 3 on the Scale O' Gayness, bro.
by English Master MRH September 25, 2010
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Ro-scale

A roblox subgenre with tiny trains. Usually consists 75% children and 25% people who actually have a brain
Person one: "i love Ro-scale."

Person 2: "foamer"
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Rune Scape

Rune scape is a highly addictive game that I myself have played and takes place in Old World Europe. The player controls an avatar who gains money, raises skills, fights monsters and other players.
I began playing in 2004 at the begging of my cousin when I was 12. All I remember is that i saw that every one was better and or had better stuff than me, and this drove me crazy for a year I spent doing nothing other than raising skills I remember waking up at 4 am and going to bed at3 because I was playing this game. I got to lvl 70 combat with 3 mill in assets. Then I got hacked and every thing taken I was so depressed I quit at the beginning of my freshman year in high school. However Late my junior year I was bored during thanksgiving break and I played again allot had changed, but it was still addictive as ever all I wanted to do was have the best Armour possible so I could show it off and feel good about myself, Which I did. Then I tried for a skill cape and I got halfway there when I realized WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING! Im spending hours a day doing something I hide from my friends just so that other losers I don't know will praise me, So I stopped seriously playing. I still play sometimes but only if I am really bored and want to play a mini game or hunt someone down in pvp. I can honestly say once and for all I have kicked the addiction, and if you are like me I hope you can wake up and see what really matters and live your life not Jagex'es cause when your,e dead no one will remember your rune scape account.
by Phadodledo July 30, 2009
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Welter Williams Scale

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
by NSW1979 February 17, 2010
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

The scale on which you rate a woman, based entirely on attractiveness.

1: 1s do not exist. A 1 is a person so vile that their very presence is sickening. They must be entirely physically unappealing, smell awful, and their personality makes them totally unbearable.

2: A 1 that either doesn't smell awful or is only mildly unbearable to be around.

3: Somebody who is physically unappealing but has other characteristics which make them desireable.
4: A 5 with no confidence
5: Average. It's OK to be a 5. People are imperfect.
6: A 5 with a great personality.
7: What's known as a "specific 10." Meaning that while she is generally very attractive, she has one feature that appeals to a guy with VERY specific preferences. It could be small boobs with tiny nipples. It could be he has a thing for gingers. It could be he is only attracted to short women. Every 7 is a 10 for somebody.
8: Could be a 9 if she put a little more effort in.
9: A 9 is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. She is a 9. She is not a 10, she is a 9.

10. 10s do not exist. A 10 is a 9 on all other accounts, but with the "x factor" quality of a 7 that makes her irresistible. A 10 is unfathomable. You tell stories about having seen one, and your bros don't believe you, and tell you that surely it was a 9. When you see a 10 you never forget.

Keep in mind that the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale is a bell curve. 4s, 5s, and 6s are the most common. 1s and 10s practically do not exist.
Holy shit, bro! I saw a woman who I would rank a 10 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by Mr Cnowledge September 4, 2016
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Lippman Scale

A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.
The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.
by Disco-who April 13, 2008
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