shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

simp

a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend.

(to friends)
Simp: Alicia's nothin to me. I don't even like her, man. I'm just playin her.
(to Alicia)
Simp: Baby girl, i love you. You're my everything.

by abbyyy October 16, 2005

simp

A word used by rappers in the 1980s to call somebody the opposite of a pimp (them).

Pimp C (R.I.P.) "Sippin' on Some Syrup" 2000
"For a trill, working the wheel, a pimp not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp"

In 1985 you said SIMP. what did it mean? “To me it’s like the opposite of the pimp,” Too $hort said.

by My Handle Do September 12, 2020

Simp

Incels that white knight ethots

‘Look at that simp defending Belle Delphine in the comments of her posts’

by Enhanced_views May 3, 2020

will is a simp

will is a simp

will is a simp

by finxley on yt May 14, 2020

shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.

I call shimpu to order.

by jacktown October 20, 2008

simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

by simp2020 July 21, 2020