Symantec

World's largest network security and data protection software company. Leading provider internet security products including award-winning Norton Anti Virus and Norton 360. Leading provider of Data Protection and Data Loss Prevention software. Symantec NetBackup provides the most comprehenseive backup solution available in terms of client coverage, platform coverage and leading edge technology.

Symantec Internet security software can't keep PORN-surfing 40-year-old virgins from recklessly infecting their computers; it can only tell them they are doing something dangerous.

by MFESCKS August 24, 2009

To sympathize on

Verb: The act of ejaculating on a person's face in order to display sympathy, or interest in said person.
Synonyms include: Cum on, Ejaculate, Jerk off, Jack off.

"Man, that girl is hot as hell. I'd like to sympathize on her all night long."

"Poor Misty. She looks like she has had a bad day at work. Maybe I'll go over to her house later and sympathize on her."

by Nabil May 14, 2006

Sympatico

Crap internet service.

Well, I got sympatico, and well, it sucked 'cuz i ordered the "total internet performance" and i'm supposed to be getting 7 mbps and i'm only getting 10% of that - 0.7.

Damn crappy sympatico.

I'm switching to rogers (though i doubt it'll be better)

-Me on Thursday, December 20, 2007.

by Connor M January 13, 2008

samsam

To be a slapper slut whore and a dirty sloppy one at that.

Goddamnit, she was one helluva samsam

by Hodgy x May 13, 2003

sympatico

Sympatico high speed internet is a 5 Mb per second DSL Connection. Well actually it is more like dial-up...Speacially at Saturdays and Sundays...And when it disconnect's every 1h...and you have to restart the howl thing...So people...my point is...be sure to be ready to pay that much for a dial-up connection(only Saturdays and Sundays)...but it is good with P2P's...

" We are unable to cennect your computer to the Internet. Please call the tall free number(after comes the number...)
Thank you for using Sympatico High-Speed Internet".

by AQ Hater August 20, 2006

Symsonia

Small town in Western Kentucky, population: about 500. Also known as 'Slabtown.' A breeding ground for exceptional people. School mascot: the rough riders.

Person 1: Where you from?

Person 2: Symsonia.

Person 1: Where??

Person 3: No way! You're freakin' cool! Symsonia is awesome!

by Dr_Perk January 13, 2009

Sympathy Crush

when all you want is a friend but they catch feelings and you feel the need to like them back

"I thought we were friends but then I realized he liked me, he was just so nice so I got a sympathy crush"

by Sympathy September 15, 2015